Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She calls it dedication
Young meat is cougar feast
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
She's in hypersexual drive
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
She takes heavy duty usage
Czech me out eating this cock
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
You are not one of the guys...
Such a gentleman, aren't we?